I wake up and I've gotta pee. I despise getting up in the middle of the night to pee. It's cold, dark, and scary. After lying there for about five minutes trying to talk myself out of getting up, I finally realize this is a battle I'm not going to win. So I get up, stumble to the bathroom with my eyes halfway shut (you dont want to open your eyes too much, you might not be able to get back to sleep), and sit down...lights still off, of course. When it comes time to grab some toilet paper, I cant find the end of the roll. I literally fought with it for what felt like ten minutes, but it was probably only thirty seconds or so. WHY CANT HE JUST PUT THE TOILET PAPER ON WITH THE END HANGING DOWN? WHY?
Here is an example. Notice that the roll on the right has been applied correctly, as opposed to the one on the left:
Take note, people!
2 comments:
You are wrong. I do it the other way, too.
5 pts Kristi and Ryan, 0 pts Amy!
You are wrong. End of the TP should come out the top. My position is proven by the fact that my cleaning lady always folds the end of the TP like they do in fancy hotels. Easier to grab. You should really give it a try for your next nighttime peeing excapade.
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