Go Matt Go!

Ryan's brother Matt is running in a marathon in Virginia Beach next week. Since we cant be there to cheer him on, his mom made signs and we took pictures by the side of the road of us "cheering" for him. His aunt who will be there is going to blow them up to poster size and hold them up at the race so that he can see them. This cracks me up beyond belief.

I am a hypocrite to the 10,000,000 degree

So I had to run to the bank over my lunch break today (in CB..I know, I know, time to move on), and as I'm coming back over the interstate I pass two semi's full of cows. :( My heart dropped and I felt sick to my stomach. I hate seeing the cows all stuffed in there being transported to their death. It literally hurts my heart.

..then I took another bite of my McDonald's cheeseburger.

WTF? I was completely disgusted with myself.

Good God

So I was just looking over my blog and noticed that in my "shoe montage" post my feet look like those of a 8 1/2 month pregnant chick. Do they ALWAYS look like that? Good thing I have cute shoes to cover those beasts up with! Dang!

!@#$%'ing toilet paper!

I'm a big believer in consistency.. ESPECIALLY when it comes to putting in a new roll of toilet paper. Well, Ryan is not. Because of this personality flaw (?), I almost had a nervous breakdown at about 3:30am this morning.


I wake up and I've gotta pee. I despise getting up in the middle of the night to pee. It's cold, dark, and scary. After lying there for about five minutes trying to talk myself out of getting up, I finally realize this is a battle I'm not going to win. So I get up, stumble to the bathroom with my eyes halfway shut (you dont want to open your eyes too much, you might not be able to get back to sleep), and sit down...lights still off, of course. When it comes time to grab some toilet paper, I cant find the end of the roll. I literally fought with it for what felt like ten minutes, but it was probably only thirty seconds or so. WHY CANT HE JUST PUT THE TOILET PAPER ON WITH THE END HANGING DOWN? WHY?


Here is an example. Notice that the roll on the right has been applied correctly, as opposed to the one on the left:




Take note, people!

My mom tries to take a picture

This is my mom trying to take a picture of me opening gifts at my first bridal shower. Now you know where I get my brains from!

Shoe Montage!

Today I got a pedicure.

So, I decided it was only appropriate to have a shoe montage. Here are my latests purchases:

glitter & vanilla

Ryan's got a bachelor party tonight for a friend. Tis the season! I have been blessed with a fiance who suffers from "hey everyone, look at me!" syndrome.

Fantastic.