Cant a girl just do something nice?

So Ryan and I have both been coming down with some sort of bug (sore throat, chills, sneezing), and this could not be worse timing seeing as we've got our bachelor/bachelorette parties on Saturday. I've been chugging Airborne in an attempt to ward it off, but of course Ryan thinks he can beat it with his own superpower antibodies. Whatever.

Last night I popped a couple cold pills before going to bed an was awoken around 4:30am to the sound of him breathing out his mouth. Eww. I could tell he was tossing and turning, so I said "why dont you get up and take some medicine?" He says, "Okay I will,".......and continues to lay there. So I say, "Do you want me to get it for you?" He says, "Yes.."

So I get up, get the pills and a glass of water, and give it to him. I climb back into bed and he is silent for about 30 seconds. Out of no where he says, "Was that ex-lax?" I said, "What?!" to which he responded, "You were just waaaay to eager to help me."

Nice!

Get off my back Jennie.

New blog. I've got nothing to say, so this will be complete randomness.

I'm in love with my wedding dress and I cant wait to wear it.

I have my hair trial for my wedding next Wednesday. This is what I want to do:

Is it just me or does Jessica look kind of trannie in those pics?

Go Matt Go!

Ryan's brother Matt is running in a marathon in Virginia Beach next week. Since we cant be there to cheer him on, his mom made signs and we took pictures by the side of the road of us "cheering" for him. His aunt who will be there is going to blow them up to poster size and hold them up at the race so that he can see them. This cracks me up beyond belief.

I am a hypocrite to the 10,000,000 degree

So I had to run to the bank over my lunch break today (in CB..I know, I know, time to move on), and as I'm coming back over the interstate I pass two semi's full of cows. :( My heart dropped and I felt sick to my stomach. I hate seeing the cows all stuffed in there being transported to their death. It literally hurts my heart.

..then I took another bite of my McDonald's cheeseburger.

WTF? I was completely disgusted with myself.

Good God

So I was just looking over my blog and noticed that in my "shoe montage" post my feet look like those of a 8 1/2 month pregnant chick. Do they ALWAYS look like that? Good thing I have cute shoes to cover those beasts up with! Dang!

!@#$%'ing toilet paper!

I'm a big believer in consistency.. ESPECIALLY when it comes to putting in a new roll of toilet paper. Well, Ryan is not. Because of this personality flaw (?), I almost had a nervous breakdown at about 3:30am this morning.


I wake up and I've gotta pee. I despise getting up in the middle of the night to pee. It's cold, dark, and scary. After lying there for about five minutes trying to talk myself out of getting up, I finally realize this is a battle I'm not going to win. So I get up, stumble to the bathroom with my eyes halfway shut (you dont want to open your eyes too much, you might not be able to get back to sleep), and sit down...lights still off, of course. When it comes time to grab some toilet paper, I cant find the end of the roll. I literally fought with it for what felt like ten minutes, but it was probably only thirty seconds or so. WHY CANT HE JUST PUT THE TOILET PAPER ON WITH THE END HANGING DOWN? WHY?


Here is an example. Notice that the roll on the right has been applied correctly, as opposed to the one on the left:




Take note, people!

My mom tries to take a picture

This is my mom trying to take a picture of me opening gifts at my first bridal shower. Now you know where I get my brains from!

Shoe Montage!

Today I got a pedicure.

So, I decided it was only appropriate to have a shoe montage. Here are my latests purchases:

glitter & vanilla

Ryan's got a bachelor party tonight for a friend. Tis the season! I have been blessed with a fiance who suffers from "hey everyone, look at me!" syndrome.

Fantastic.